POOPHEMISMS Christmas Edition: Tell Us You're Pooping Without Telling Us You're Pooping

The holidays are magical. The cookies are baking. The lights, twinkling.
And every single one of us eventually ends up in the bathroom dropping some gravy at some point.

We all have to drop off our big gifts when the mood strikes. So we whipped up a brand-new collection of Christmas Poophemisms for the festive sh*tuations you’ll definitely find yourself in this year! (& check out our other one here)

Whether you’re escaping the in-laws, hiding from the kids, or recovering from that experimental eggnog your cousin brewed up, these holiday phrases will help you sleigh the art of subtle bathroom re-butt-als. Gather ‘round, grab your Poo~Pourri, and prepare for the holliest jolliest dump dictionary of all time.

The Ultimate Christmas Poophemism List

• Dropping Yule Logs Down the Chimney Pipe
• Popping out a Present
• Dropping off Santa’s Sack
• Letting the Reindeer Out of the Barn
• Filling the Stockings With Warm
• Releasing the Gingerbread Men From the Oven
• Baking Up Some Peppermint Bark
• Jack Frosts Nipping at My Backdoor
• Delivering a One-Horse Open Sleigh
• Sending Rudolph on a Solo Mission
• Got a Lump of Coal for the Naughty List
• Letting Loose a Silent Butt Deadly Night
• Regifting the Mystery Fruitcake
• Making Some North Pole Soft Serve
• Launching a Snowball
• Caroling From the Porcelain Throne
• Building a Warm Snowman
• Shaking the Jingle Bells Loose
• Defrosting the Holiday Ham
• Leaving a Present For Whoever’s Next in Line
• Dropping Off a Cinnamon Roll Delivery
• Releasing the Kringle Kracken
• Dropping a Missile Toe
• Brewing Up Some Festive Fudge
• Summoning the Ghost of Christmas Past
• Hanging Some Candy Cane
• Producing a Hallmark Holiday Special
• Brewing a Cup o’ Hot Cocoa
• Makin’ My Own Marshmallows
• Squeezing Out Some Christmas Cheer

Whatever you call it this Christmas, keep it smelling fresher than the season’s first snow with Poo~Pourri, the original Before-You-Go Toilet Spray.

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