Your Butt’s New Best Friend: Poo~Pourri Flushable Wipes

You’re in the bathroom. You reach for toilet paper. You pause. You think, I’m better than this.

We thought the same thing. That’s why we’re officially launching Poo~Pourri Flushable Wipes.

We’ve spent years helping people stop odor before it starts. But odor isn’t the only part of a bathroom break. Toilet paper alone? It’s fine. It tries. But it’s not exactly the moisturizing, confidence-boosting selfcare we really need.

And the other “actually flushable wipes”? Let’s just say there’s… trust issues.

We saw something that needed a glow-up. So we built it.

Toilet Paper is a Raw Deal

If we’re being honest, we see toilet paper like a retired war general. It’s rough, tough, and doesn’t take sh*t off anyone. 

It’s not moisturizing. It’s not soothing. It’s not giving premium booty-care.

If you’re ready to upgrade your wipe game without risking your plumbing,

Our Cucumber Aloe Flushable Wipes are made with plant-based fibers and infused with moisturizing aloe vera and vitamin E. They’re gentle enough for sensitive skin and actually leave you feeling clean. Not just “well, that’ll have to doo.” And if you like to keep things simple, our Unscented Flushable Wipes deliver the same soft, clean feeling without the fragrance.

The Best Wipes for Your Pipes

We knew from day one that if we were going to make this work, flushability is essential.

Our wipes are sewer and septic safe and IWSFG Certified Flushable, meaning they’ve been rigorously tested to meet the highest industry standards. In city sewers or rough and tumble septics, they’re engineered to break down properly after flushing.

Strong when you need them. Responsible where you need them. What happens after you flush matters!

The Best Wipes for Your Pipes

Have you ever seen the sad plastic packs slumped behind the toilet? We didn’t care for that either, so we made it better. Our wipes come in a sleek dispenser box that actually looks good on the back of your toilet. It’s clean, modern, and intentionally minimal to be more bathroom decor than bathroom emergency kit. No crinkly packaging, just a sturdy box that dispenses smoothly, one wipe at a time.

It’s functional, too. The easy-pull opening helps prevent over-grabbing, keeps wipes fresh and moist, and closes securely so they don’t dry out between uses (We’re absolutely positive a crunchy wipe doesn’t feel fun). And if it’s going to live out in the open, it might as well earn the spot.

Your Butt Deserves Better

If you’re wondering where to get them, they’re available right now on our site and in stores and online at Walmart today! So if you’re finally admitting toilet paper isn’t cutting it, you can grab the truly flushable wipes upgrade that gently and cleanly helps handle the business end of your business maker.

Long story, short. Your butt grows up. Your wipe should too.

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