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The Best White Elephant Gift That Will Absolutely Get Stolen (Multiple Times)
White Elephant, Yankee Swap, Dirty Santa, whatever you call it, we’ve got a gift for it.
White Elephant season is here, which means one thing: It’s time to show up with a gift so good, so funny, and so “where did you actually FIND this?” that even the quietest coworker will be willing to throw down.
Forget the boring mugs, last-minute scratch-offs, or the classic “World’s Okayest Boss” mug no one wants. This year’s best white elephant gifts should be festive, functional, and genuinely hilarious.
Here are the best ~Pourri White Elephant gifts that are always a hit, and everyone will be angling to steal it.
Poo~Pourri Deck the Stalls Tear & Share
Perfect for office party gifts, stocking stuffers, or white elephant exchanges under $20.
This tear & share gift set is designed for the Christmas chaos. It comes with two pocket-sized holiday scents in a tearable box so you can give ‘em both away or keep one for yourself.
Poo~Pourri Disco Delight
This scent will leave their seat smelling like a treat. Disco Delight is the perfect recipe of sugary, sweet notes of vanilla, warm coconut, and a garnish of mint that leave your freshly baked #2s smelling like fresh-out-of-the-oven cookies.
It’s the perfect gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone who drops a tinsel turd (soooo anyone).
Pet~Pourri Deck the Paws
Deck the Paws is adorable, festive, and one of the most useful pet gifts you can bring to a Christmas gift exchange. The discerning pet owner will love this heavenly blend of aromatherapeutic essential oils that will bring a warm calm over their home, rather than the usual wet dog smell. Who doesn’t want their furballs to look and smell fabulous?
Plus it includes the coat refreshing spray in a limited time scent Jingle Paws!
Dapper Crapper
Perfect for dads, uncles, boyfriends, basically anyone in your life who poops.
Dapper Crapper is sleek and cool and covers their stool. It’s one of the funniest white elephant gifts for men because it taps directly into dad’s funny bone. It will get a laugh, but their butt blasts will be handled like a true poo-fessional.
Poo~Pourri Maple Pumpkin
Perfect for hostess gifts, gifts for Mom, gifts for anyone who stocks up, like me, on the Pumpkin Spice Season but is ready for a seasonal change up. The warm maple pumpkin scent is divine and will handle the roughest fall funks. Maple Pumpkin makes people laugh and then immediately ask to smell it.
White Elephant success is simple:
- Bring something funny.
- Bring something functional.
- Bring something people didn’t know they wanted. Nay, NEEDED!
That’s why ~Pourri consistently dominates Christmas gift exchanges. It’s the rare gift that gets laughs, actually gets used, and doesn’t end up in the regift pile.
This year, bring the gift everyone will steal. Your coworker will fight for it. Your family will scheme for it. And the bathroom will smell better for it. Merry Spritzmas!