Mother’s Day Gifts That Don’t Stink

Let’s be real. Moms are superheroes. They are the backbone of society. It’s time we celebrated them by showering them with the presents they’ll genuinely enjoy. Not just a last-minute afterthought you picked up at the grocery store while shopping for Hot Pockets. Here are some gifts moms actually want for Mother’s Day:

1. Clean the house

Put dirty clothes IN the hamper. Not next to it. We’re looking at you, Dad.

Bonus points: give the house a quick spritz of Home~Pourri as a nice-smelling finishing touch. *chef’s kiss*

2. A bouquet of flowers

And please don’t give them to her in the bundle. In a vase and on the table. It’s the little things that make a big difference.

3. Cook her a meal

Gift her the smell of someone else cooking. Doesn’t even matter what it is, honestly.

4. Give her the night off

Turn on her favorite murder documentary and pour her a glass of merlot. It’s called self-care, okay?!

5. Poo~Pourri & 10 minutes alone to poop in peace

Seriously, we’re begging you. Give mom some uninterrupted, could-not-be-bothered alone time. *Cue Seal’s Kiss From A Rose*

Add a spritz of Poo~Pourri to turn her restroom trip into a peaceful, spa-like experience. Ahhh, we can feel the tension leaving her body. Literally.