Dad Jokes: The Real Stinkers – Poo~Pourri

Dad Jokes: The Real Stinkers

Father’s Day is the one day a year we get to celebrate the dads in our lives for all that they do. This includes things like, “just taking a look at the car while you’re here” and “just making sure you leave 8 hours before your flight so that you don't miss it” and “sneezing loud enough for all of the neighbors to hear him.” We love fathers for so many reasons, but our favorite of all is a good, solid dad joke. We figured the best way to honor each and every father out there was to round up all of our favorite dad jokes that stink the most! Let out the groans and prepare for this Father’s Day Dump!

Did you know that when you say the word “poop,” your mouth does the same motion as your bum hole?The same is true for the phrase, “explosive diarrhea.”
My dog has no nose. How does it smell?Awful!
What is the capital of Finland if it smelled really bad?Helstinky
I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday.Then I had the biggest vowel movement ever.
Why do ducks have feathers?To cover their butt quacks.
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?Salad shooter.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?A private tutor.
Ghosts smell bad.Because they’re covered in sheet.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
What kind of ant smells the best?Deodorant.
Where do cavemen poop?A neander-stall.
Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?Because the “p” is silent.
Have you seen the new movie, Constipated?It hasn’t come out yet.
What did Spock find in the Enterprise toilet?The Captain’s Log.
What do you call a stinky lawyer?Law and Odor