- Let it go //
 - Let that shit out //
 - Yes actually shit //
 - Don't keep sitting on a throne of pretend //
 - That nothing comes out of your rear end //
 - That your caboose doesn't let loose //
 - Doesn't drop a damn deuce //
 - That you're not the pooperstar that you are //
 - It's society's dupe that girls don't poop //
 - That's constipation of the mind //
 - That kind of thinking is behind //
 - Besides, pooping's only natural //
 - A purely factual part of having a body //
 - Everybody drops turds //
 - To deny it is absurd //
 - It's part of being human //
 - pooping, peeing and tootin' //
 - Especially if you love bread but don't tolerate gluten //
 - So get those gender rules off of our stools //
 - We're all born to be number one at number two //
 - No one can tell you how to do your doo-doo right //
 - To cross your legs tight //
 - To hide like you haven't pooped a day in your life //
 - So let's start a movement //
 - A bowel movement //
 - Away from worry, shame and doubt //
 - Don't hold that crap in //
 - Push that shit out //
 - At work, in restaurants in your school dormitory //
 - Raise your voice and share your poop story //
 - You, my friend, are not alone //
 - So sit down //
 - stand up //
 - and own your throne //
 
                
            
            
        Home ~Pourri
Life can stink-but your home doesn't have to! From the makers of Poo~Pourri comes Home~Pourri for the other smelly crap in your house! Home~Pourri uses our proprietary Funk Lock Technology to refresh 99% of odor, not mask it. It's elevated scents formulated with Formulated with essential oils and plant-based ingredients that leave any room smelling better than you found it -- guaranteed!
                
            
            
        Sole ~Pourri
Give your shoes and feet a breather! Refresh the funk—don’t mask it. Harness the power of cedarwood, eucalyptus, and plant-based enzymes to leave your feet and shoes smelling like a forest—always fresh, never funky.
                
            
            
        Pit ~Pourri
Pit~Pourri™ is a funk-defying, full-body deodorant that is clinically proven to work. Like, for real. Its powerful, skin-loving combination of mandelic acid, prebiotics, caffeine, and proprietary Funk Lock™ Technology keeps the funk away and you smelling fresh all day. Simply apply anywhere you’re smelling funky—underarms, under-boobs, and even your undercarriage.