Girls Do Poop – ~Pourri
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Girls

Poop

It's time to dump the shame around the thing we *all* do. Let's start a (bowel) movement.
#GirlsDoPoop

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  • Let it go //
  • Let that shit out //
  • Yes actually shit //
  • Don't keep sitting on a throne of pretend //
  • That nothing comes out of your rear end //
  • That your caboose doesn't let loose //
  • Doesn't drop a damn deuce //
  • That you're not the pooperstar that you are //
  • It's society's dupe that girls don't poop //
  • That's constipation of the mind //
  • That kind of thinking is behind //
  • Besides, pooping's only natural //
  • A purely factual part of having a body //
  • Everybody drops turds //
  • To deny it is absurd //
  • It's part of being human //
  • pooping, peeing and tootin' //
  • Especially if you love bread but don't tolerate gluten //
  • So get those gender rules off of our stools //
  • We're all born to be number one at number two //
  • No one can tell you how to do your doo-doo right //
  • To cross your legs tight //
  • To hide like you haven't pooped a day in your life //
  • So let's start a movement //
  • A bowel movement //
  • Away from worry, shame and doubt //
  • Don't hold that crap in //
  • Push that shit out //
  • At work, in restaurants in your school dormitory //
  • Raise your voice and share your poop story //
  • You, my friend, are not alone //
  • So sit down //
  • stand up //
  • and own your throne //

It’s society’s dupe that girls don’t poop. After all, it’s only natural... several years ago, we swung open the (stall) door and broke the barrier of talking crap with our viral video “Girls Don’t Poop.” Today, we’re taking a shift. A big shift. It’s time to dump the shame and fully embrace that #GIRLSDOPOOP.

That’s exactly why we made Poo~Pourri, the before-you-go toilet spray. Poo~Pourri can help erase that crappy fear of pooping in social shituations, empowering you to drop a motherload anywhere you go. No more holding onto shit, wrecking your insides, clenching your cheeks, or trusting a fart. Now you proudly can let loose!

Poo~Pourri doesn’t simply mask the smell of your keester casserole — it’s formulated with essential oils and plant-based ingredients that refresh bathroom odor before it begins, so you can leave the porcelain throne smelling better than you found it. Just spritz 3-5 sprays into the toilet bowl before releasing your kraken to trap 99% of odor below the surface, before it even begins. The only smell you’ll notice is a refreshing bouquet of essential oils. Now that’s some good sh*t.

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Home ~Pourri

Life can stink-but your home doesn't have to! From the makers of Poo~Pourri comes Home~Pourri for the other smelly crap in your house! Home~Pourri uses our proprietary Funk Lock Technology to refresh 99% of odor, not mask it. It's elevated scents formulated with Formulated with essential oils and plant-based ingredients that leave any room smelling better than you found it -- guaranteed!

$8.44/bottle
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Sole ~Pourri

Give your shoes and feet a breather! Refresh the funk—don’t mask it. Harness the power of cedarwood, eucalyptus, and plant-based enzymes to leave your feet and shoes smelling like a forest—always fresh, never funky.

$6.49/bottle
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Pit ~Pourri

Pit~Pourri™ is a funk-defying, full-body deodorant that is clinically proven to work. Like, for real. Its powerful, skin-loving combination of mandelic acid, prebiotics, caffeine, and proprietary Funk Lock™ Technology keeps the funk away and you smelling fresh all day. Simply apply anywhere you’re smelling funky—underarms, under-boobs, and even your undercarriage.

$8.44/bottle
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