


Ship Happens
About me:
I enjoy long walks to the bathroom and romantic dates on the poop deck.
I get asked a lot why I’m single, but I’ve been too busy travelling the world, pooping in fancier places than most. People often say that I’m the life of the potty and I always know how to have a good smelling time.
There’s a lot of fish in the sea and I’m just looking for someone to drop anchor with.