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Ship Happens

27, Probably on a yacht I don’t own
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About me:

I enjoy long walks to the bathroom and romantic dates on the poop deck.

I get asked a lot why I’m single, but I’ve been too busy travelling the world, pooping in fancier places than most. People often say that I’m the life of the potty and I always know how to have a good smelling time.

There’s a lot of fish in the sea and I’m just looking for someone to drop anchor with.

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